Family Guy Fortunes

Description

Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.

The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.

Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.

Sample Random Quote

Chris Griffin: Hey dad, look. I put honey on my back, and now the ants are carrying me home. [laughing]
Peter Griffin: Aw, that's nothing. He does the same thing at home, but with Velveeta and cockroaches. And if ya turn on the lights really fast, they'll slam him right into the fridge.