Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.
The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.
Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.
Police Officer: [after he brings Brian home from the streets; to Peter] And the fine is $10.00. [to Brian]
Police Officer: Now you behave yourself, little guy. Understand?
Brian Griffin: [sarcastically in a Southern voice] Oh Lordy, Lordy I'll never roam again! [Peter closes the door]
Brian Griffin: Jackass.