Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.
The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.
Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.
Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [as Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker?
Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [as Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.
Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you...
Dustin Hoffman: [as Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!
Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.