Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.
The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.
Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.
Cleveland: Oh Quagmire, you are what the Spanish call, "El Terrible".