Family Guy Fortunes

Description

Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.

The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.

Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.

Sample Random Quote

Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris Griffin: UPN?