Family Guy Fortunes

Description

Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.

The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.

Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.

Sample Random Quote

Police Officer: [after he brings Brian home from the streets; to Peter] And the fine is $10.00. [to Brian]
Police Officer: Now you behave yourself, little guy. Understand?
Brian Griffin: [sarcastically in a Southern voice] Oh Lordy, Lordy I'll never roam again! [Peter closes the door]
Brian Griffin: Jackass.