Mitch Hedberg Fortunes

Description

Random collection of quotes from the late comedian Mitch Hedberg formatted for use with the fortune command.

The fortune tarball is available for download here.

Sample Random Quote

Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owner. "Hey, which candy bar are you getting?" "That one...and every one on the bottom row!"