Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.
The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.
Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.
Stewie Griffin: [after Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli "airplane style"] Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers.