Random collection of quotes from FOX's Family Guy formatted for use with the fortune command.
The Family Guy fortune pack is currently available in Gentoo's Portage, simply emerge fortune-mod-familyguy. For other distributions, the fortune tarball is available for download here.
Version 0.2 brings additional quotes (~600) and some fixed quotes that were incorrectly formatted.
[Stewie's bath turns to blood]
Stewie Griffin: How positively delightful... it's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble.
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