Random collection of quotes from the late comedian Mitch Hedberg formatted for use with the fortune command.
The fortune tarball is available for download here.
A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he's really saying is, "You know I can't knit, motherfucker, take it off me!!." That is one foul mouthed kitten.
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