Mitch Hedberg Fortunes

Description

Random collection of quotes from the late comedian Mitch Hedberg formatted for use with the fortune command.

The fortune tarball is available for download here.

Sample Random Quote

A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he's really saying is, "You know I can't knit, motherfucker, take it off me!!." That is one foul mouthed kitten.